Sinclair and The Chain of Yarn
Ninckname: Synk
Pronouns: they/he
Spotted: Daddypops Diner, PA
Age: 27
Born: sept 15, 1995
Place of origin: Warminster, PA
In 2050, at the top of the empire state building, Synk is battling Elon Musk. Synk has been thrown to the ground and Elon is pointing his laser flamethrower at him….
17 years ago, Synk and their grandmother were going on a little outing. Synks grandmother was trying to take them to Toys R Us, the most magical place to go when one is a child. Being old and having wonky fingerprints, Synk’s grandmother accidentally took them to Tarz R Us, a Toys R Us knockoff with an affinity for Tarzan. Synks grandmother told them they could buy any toy they wanted in the entire store. Synk was so excited when he heard this, he forgot to go to the bathroom before he left. When Synk and they’re grandmother got to the store, they walked in and immediately Synk made a b-line for the bathrooms. Being a 10 year old, his spacial awareness was not fully developed yet, and Synk was having trouble finding them. He stumbled into a back room and started opening all the doors he could find, about to pee his pants. He pushed open yet another door, and found a broom closet. But this was no regular broom closet. In the center, surrounded by buckets and mops, was a little shrine. Atop, was sitting a wee Tarzan keychain.
Now, Synk remembers finding this keychain with a sign saying “take if found” with the figurine basking in a glowing golden light. In reality, this light was just a flickering bulb overhead and the keychain was sitting in a “take a penny leave a penny” basket, but this is besides the point. Synk was curious, and picked up the little Tarzan. All of a sudden, the keychain squeaked out a “hello” in a gruff yet high pitch voice.
“…What?” Synk responded.
“Helloo,” Tarzan said again.
All this time, Synk was getting closer and closer to having an accident, so the first thing sink asked was “Do you know where the bathroom is?”
“I’ve been stuck in this closet for centuries buddy, hell if I know”. And so, Synk plopped Tarzan into his pocket, and ran out in search of a place to pee.
